All the courtiers were present in the court. Meanwhile, King Mangalu arrives in the court.
Home Minister ---"Maharaj's reception should be elevated".
Raja Manglu (teasing) --- Will the Home Minister rise to ashes? I have been seeing for some time that some public representatives are humiliating us by calling us "fourth fail"? Is this not a trick of the opposition?
Home Minister -- Maharaj, this cannot happen. On the contrary, the opposition has been calling you "fourth pass". Now it is the "illiterate" public, Maharaj, who is defaming you by saying "fourth failed entire political science".
Raja Manglu -- That's why we didn't do anything for the public. Whatever he did, he did it only for "his" and "his own".
But Home Minister, how did this secret "secret" reach the public?
Home Minister ----- Maharaj, for this you have to look into your past. ,
--- Maharaj, it is a matter of those days, when in your childhood you used to steal your mother's jewellery, become a ruffian, because of this mother started feeling very sad. At the same time, getting a chance, your "Guruji" in postman dress, your "fourth fail degree" made a ship and flew away from the window of your house.
Unfortunately, that plane, while flying, "crashed" directly on the nose of your "Babuji". Your "Babuji" used to live "irritated" because of your "actions". That day, as soon as he saw your "Fourth Fail Degree" in that ship, at the same time, he reached deep shock, and by screaming, his life became paralysed.
He had to go, went to sleep, but even after leaving, he was "hoisting" your degree, like a flag, in his hand.
May it be good for mother, who always considered your "respect" as "insult" of the house. On shouting "Babuji", mother ran to the place and found that your "Babuji" was holding a "paper" in his hand.
Mother was definitely illiterate, but she was experienced, she had heard that song "Raj Ko Raj Rahane Do", so on seeing that "paper" she understood, that it must be a big "result" of your own "Karistani". Is. So, before that someone came, hurriedly snatched that degree from the hand of your "Babuji", locked it in a chest and buried that "secret" even before it was opened.
Now Maharaj, the secret is bound to be revealed as soon as it happens, so this "secret" was also revealed when you were forcefully "married". As soon as she touched the feet of the new daughter-in-law, the mother always used to explain to her that daughter-in-law, "searched" everywhere, but never touch that "box".
Maharaj, after all, for how long would "Bahurani" restrain herself, as per mother's order, she searched the ashes of the whole house, now only the "box" was left there after carrying it.
One day mother had gone to the temple to have darshan of the Lord, at the same time "Bahurani" also had darshan of that "closed box". Your "black act" which was suppressed for so long, came out with a flutter.
Maharaj, look at the coincidence, on the other hand, mother was ringing the bell of the temple, and on the other hand, seeing your "fourth failed" degree of "Bahurani" too, the "bells" of the mind also rang.
Maharaj, now the mistake of "Bahurani" was this, she herself saw it, but while leaving home, this "Prasad" was "licked" by having "photostats" installed in the whole locality.
Raja Manglu -- (slightly angry) ---- But Home Minister, did we send you to our "Guruji" to get you a fake degree?
Home Minister ---- Maharaj, all this is done by your "Guruji"?
Maharaj, as you said, we went to Guruji with "naked swords", I myself put the sword on his neck and told him to make you a special "degree". On listening to me, Guru ji went to the closed room, and handed over to us a "degree" on which "Entire Political Science" was written.
While walking, I had asked Guru ji, how has it been made Guru ji? He said -- It has been made in such a way that people will not be able to find even the "University" of this "degree" for seven births.
Maharaj, we came under Guru ji's words, we did not know that he has caught us by writing "Entire Political Science" on your "fourth failed degree".
Now Maharaj, like the daughter-in-law, we also made a mistake. We were so happy to receive your degree, that even before we could reach you, we had pasted posters of your "Fourth Fail Entire Political Science" degree on every building in the state.
Maharaj, he understood later, what "Ghantal" Guru ji had done with you. I swear, I searched a lot, but it's missing like the "horns on a donkey's head"?
Raja Manglu --- (irritably) --- Home Minister, could you have seen it too?
Home Minister --- Maharaj, I have done "inter" after "twelfth", so don't expect much.
But Maharaj, Guru ji said one thing true, no one in the state has "fourth fail entire political science" degree like you.
Raja Manglu----(extremely angry)----quiet...silent.
"I will live to forget the sorrow" Just on this line, Raja Manglu watched the family film "Ashram-3" along with all the courtiers.
One of those courtiers was playing the character of "Baba Nirala" very well under the supervision of Raja Manglu.
हिन्दी रुपांतरण
Home Minister ---"Maharaj's reception should be elevated".
Raja Manglu (teasing) --- Will the Home Minister rise to ashes? I have been seeing for some time that some public representatives are humiliating us by calling us "fourth fail"? Is this not a trick of the opposition?
Home Minister -- Maharaj, this cannot happen. On the contrary, the opposition has been calling you "fourth pass". Now it is the "illiterate" public, Maharaj, who is defaming you by saying "fourth failed entire political science".
Raja Manglu -- That's why we didn't do anything for the public. Whatever he did, he did it only for "his" and "his own".
But Home Minister, how did this secret "secret" reach the public?
Home Minister ----- Maharaj, for this you have to look into your past. ,
--- Maharaj, it is a matter of those days, when in your childhood you used to steal your mother's jewellery, become a ruffian, because of this mother started feeling very sad. At the same time, getting a chance, your "Guruji" in postman dress, your "fourth fail degree" made a ship and flew away from the window of your house.
Unfortunately, that plane, while flying, "crashed" directly on the nose of your "Babuji". Your "Babuji" used to live "irritated" because of your "actions". That day, as soon as he saw your "Fourth Fail Degree" in that ship, at the same time, he reached deep shock, and by screaming, his life became paralysed.
He had to go, went to sleep, but even after leaving, he was "hoisting" your degree, like a flag, in his hand.
May it be good for mother, who always considered your "respect" as "insult" of the house. On shouting "Babuji", mother ran to the place and found that your "Babuji" was holding a "paper" in his hand.
Mother was definitely illiterate, but she was experienced, she had heard that song "Raj Ko Raj Rahane Do", so on seeing that "paper" she understood, that it must be a big "result" of your own "Karistani". Is. So, before that someone came, hurriedly snatched that degree from the hand of your "Babuji", locked it in a chest and buried that "secret" even before it was opened.
Now Maharaj, the secret is bound to be revealed as soon as it happens, so this "secret" was also revealed when you were forcefully "married". As soon as she touched the feet of the new daughter-in-law, the mother always used to explain to her that daughter-in-law, "searched" everywhere, but never touch that "box".
Maharaj, after all, for how long would "Bahurani" restrain herself, as per mother's order, she searched the ashes of the whole house, now only the "box" was left there after carrying it.
One day mother had gone to the temple to have darshan of the Lord, at the same time "Bahurani" also had darshan of that "closed box". Your "black act" which was suppressed for so long, came out with a flutter.
Maharaj, look at the coincidence, on the other hand, mother was ringing the bell of the temple, and on the other hand, seeing your "fourth failed" degree of "Bahurani" too, the "bells" of the mind also rang.
Maharaj, now the mistake of "Bahurani" was this, she herself saw it, but while leaving home, this "Prasad" was "licked" by having "photostats" installed in the whole locality.
Raja Manglu -- (slightly angry) ---- But Home Minister, did we send you to our "Guruji" to get you a fake degree?
Home Minister ---- Maharaj, all this is done by your "Guruji"?
Maharaj, as you said, we went to Guruji with "naked swords", I myself put the sword on his neck and told him to make you a special "degree". On listening to me, Guru ji went to the closed room, and handed over to us a "degree" on which "Entire Political Science" was written.
While walking, I had asked Guru ji, how has it been made Guru ji? He said -- It has been made in such a way that people will not be able to find even the "University" of this "degree" for seven births.
Maharaj, we came under Guru ji's words, we did not know that he has caught us by writing "Entire Political Science" on your "fourth failed degree".
Now Maharaj, like the daughter-in-law, we also made a mistake. We were so happy to receive your degree, that even before we could reach you, we had pasted posters of your "Fourth Fail Entire Political Science" degree on every building in the state.
Maharaj, he understood later, what "Ghantal" Guru ji had done with you. I swear, I searched a lot, but it's missing like the "horns on a donkey's head"?
Raja Manglu --- (irritably) --- Home Minister, could you have seen it too?
Home Minister --- Maharaj, I have done "inter" after "twelfth", so don't expect much.
But Maharaj, Guru ji said one thing true, no one in the state has "fourth fail entire political science" degree like you.
Raja Manglu----(extremely angry)----quiet...silent.
"I will live to forget the sorrow" Just on this line, Raja Manglu watched the family film "Ashram-3" along with all the courtiers.
One of those courtiers was playing the character of "Baba Nirala" very well under the supervision of Raja Manglu.
हिन्दी रुपांतरण
दरबार में सभी दरबारी सभा में उपस्थित थे। इसी बीच राजा मंगलू का दरबार में आगमन होता है।
गृहमंत्री ---"महाराज का इस्तकबाल बुलंद हो"।
राजा मंगलू ( चिढ़ते हुए) --- क्या खाक इस्तकबाल बुलंद होगा गृहमंत्री जी ? कुछ समय से देख रहा हूं, कि जनता के कुछ नुमाइंदे हमें "चौथी फेल" कहकर कर, "ज़लील" कर रहे है ? कहीं ये विपक्षियों की कोई चाल तो नहीं है ?
गृहमंत्री --महाराज, ये नहीं हो सकता। उल्टा विपक्ष तो आपको "चौथी पास" बताता आ रहा है। अब ये "जाहिल" जनता है महाराज, जो आपको "चौथी फेल एंटायर पालिटिकल सांइस" कहकर बदनाम कर रही है।
राजा मंगलू-- इसलिए तो हमने जनता के लिए कुछ नहीं किया। जो कुछ भी किया, वह सिर्फ "अपने" व "अपनों" के लिए ही किया।
पर गृहमंत्री जी, यह गोपनीय "राज" तक जनता पहुंचा कैसे ?
गृहमंत्री -----महाराज, इसके लिए आपको अपने अतीत में झांकना होगा। -------
--- महाराज, बात उन दिनो की है, जब आप बचपन में मां जी के जेवर चुराकर, रफूचक्कर हुये थे, इस कारण मां जी बेहद उदास रहने लगी थी। उसी समय मौका पाकर आपके "गुरुजी" पोस्टमैन ड्रेस में, आपकी "चौथी फेल डिग्री" जहाज बनाकर, आपके घर की खिड़की से, उड़ाकर भाग गये।
बदकिस्मती से वह जहाज़, उड़ता हुआ सीधा आपके "बाबूजी" की नाक पर "क्रैश" हो गया। आपके "बाबूजी" तो आपकी "हरकतों" की वजह से वैसे ही "चिढ़े-चिढ़े" से रहते थे। उस दिन जैसे ही उन्होंने, उस जहाज़ में आपकी "चौथी फेल डिग्री" के दर्शन किए, उसी वक्त वह गहरे सदमे में पहुंच गये, और चीत्कार मारकर, उनके प्राण पखेरू हो गये।
उन्हें जाना था, सो चले गये, पर जाने के बाद भी, वह आपकी डिग्री, झंड़े की माफिक हाथ में लेकर "फहरा" रहे थे।
वो तो भला हो मां जी का, जो आपकी "इज्जत" हमेशा घर की "बेइज्जती" मानती रही । " "बाबूजी" के चीत्कार करने पर, मां जी दौड़कर उस स्थान पहुंची, तो पाया कि आपके "बाबूजी", हाथ में एक "कागज" पकड़े हुए थे ।
मां जी अनपढ़ जरुर थी, पर तजुर्बेकार थी, उन्होंने वह गाना " राज को राज रहने दो" सुन रखा था, सो उस "कागज" को देखते ही वह समझ गई, कि ये जरूर आपकी ही "कारिस्तानी" का कोई बड़ा "नतीजा" है। लिहाजा, इससे पहले कोई आता, आनन-फानन में आपके "बाबूजी' के हाथ से वह डिग्री छीनकर, एक संदूक में बंद कर ताला लगा दिया। और उस "राज" को खुलने से पहले ही दफन कर दिया।
अब महाराज, राज तो होते ही खुलने के लिए है, इसलिए यह "राज" भी तब खुला, जब आपका जबरदस्ती "ब्याह" कर दिया गया । नई बहूरानी के पैर रखते ही, मां जी उन्हें हमेशा समझाती रहती, कि देख बहू, हर जगह "छान-बीन" कर लियों, पर उस "बक्से" से कभी हाथ मत लगइयों ।
महाराज, आखिर "बहूरानी" भी अपने आपको कब तक रोकती, मां जी की आज्ञानुसार, उन्होंने पूरे घर की खाक छान मारी, अब ले-देकर वहीं "संदूक" ही बचा था।
एक दिन मां जी, मंदिर में, प्रभू के दर्शन करने गई थी, ठीक उसी समय "बहूरानी" ने भी उस " बंद संदूक" के दर्शन कर लिये। आपकी "काली करतूत" जो इतने समय से दबी पड़ी थी, वह फुदक-फुदक कर बाहर आ गयी।
महाराज, इतिफाक देखिये, उधर मां जी मंदिर का घंटा बजा रही थी, और इधर "बहूरानी" की भी आपकी "चौथी फेल" डिग्री" देखकर दिमाग की "घंटियां" भी बज गयी।
महाराज, अब "बहूरानी" की गलती यह रही, उन्होंने खुद तो देखा, सो देखा, पर घर से जाते-जाते पूरे मोहल्ले में "फोटोस्टेट" करवाकर इस "प्रसाद" को "चटा" गई ।
राजा मंगलू--(तनिक गुस्से में)----पर गृहमंत्री जी, हमने तुम्हें नकली डिग्री बनवाने के लिए अपने "गुरु जी " के पास भेजा तो था ?
गृहमंत्री ----महाराज, आपके "गुरुजी" का ही तो यह सब कुछ "किया-धरा" है ?
महाराज , हम आपके कहे अनुसार "नंगी तलवारें" लेकर गुरुजी के पास गये थे, मैंने खुद तलवार उनकी गर्दन पर रखकर आपकी एक स्पेशल "डिग्री" बनाने को बोला था। मेरी बात सुनकर, गुरु जी बंद कमरे में गये, और एक "डिग्री" जिस पर "एंटायर पालिटिकल सांइस" लिखा था, हमें पकड़ा दी।
चलते वक्त मैंने गुरु जी से पूछा था, गुरु जी कैसी बनाई है ? वो बोले-- ऐसी बनाई है, कि लोग सात जन्म तक इस "डिग्री" की "यूनिबर्सिटी" भी नहीं ढूंढ पायेगें।
महाराज, हम गुरु जी की बातों में आ गये, हमें नहीं पता था, कि उन्होंने आपकी "चौथी फेल डिग्री" पर ही "एंटायर पालिटिकल सांइस" लिख कर हमें पकड़ा दिया है ।
अब महाराज, बहूरानी की तरह से ही हमसे भी गलती हो गई। हम, आपकी डिग्री पाकर इतने अधिक खुश थे, कि जब तक आपको यह सूचना पहुंचाते, उससे पहले ही हमने राज्य की हर इमारत पर आपकी "चौथी फेल एंटायर पालिटिकल सांइस" की डिग्री के पोस्टर चिपकवा दिये।
महाराज, वो तो बाद में समझ आया, कि गुरु जी ने आपके साथ क्या "घंटाल" किया है। कसम से, बहुत ढूंढा, पर वो "गधे के सिर के सींग" की तरह से गायब है ?
राजा मंगलू---(खीजते हुए)---गृहमंत्री, तुम भी तो देख सकते थे ?
गृहमंत्री --- महाराज, मैंने "बारहवीं" के बाद "इंटर" किया है, इसलिए ज्यादा की उम्मीद न रखें।
पर महाराज , गुरु जी ने एक बात तो सत्य कही, आपकी जैसी "चौथी फेल एंटायर पालिटिकल सांइस" डिग्री, राज्य में किसी के पास नहीं है।
राजा मंगलू----(अत्यन्त गुस्से से)----खा...मो...श।
"गम को भुलाने के लिए मैं तो जिये जाऊंगा" बस, इसी तर्ज पर राजा मंगलू ने "आश्रम-3" पारिवारिक फिल्म, समस्त दरबारियों के साथ मिलकर देखी।
उसमें से एक दरबारी "बाबा निराला" के किरदार को राजा मंगलू की देख-रेख में वखूबी निभा रहा था।
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